Madame Leisure is a turtle that brings everything she owns in her backpack. And we are not just talking about the usual crap that real ladies carry around on their purses like PHOTOGRAPHS of their children and husbands, we mean literally everything. Last week she lost the backpack while running late, as usual, so now she wants to stop global warming, rebuild Haiti, adopt a child with wide brown eyes crawling with flies, marry Oprah Winphrey, buy a land on the moon and of course, she wants world peace. Enjoy long walks on the beach, watching the sunset with her soul mate, big serenades on the rain and men who cry after sweet endless gloomy loving sex. Please call her, we think she could turn in to a lovely house pet.

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